Woodrow L. Quinones
Apothecary of
Publicity
Promotions
Hoaxes
Humbugs
Stunts
& Products
"Mixtures and Remedies For Your Business Growth"
Tel (850) 508-8988
"CUSTOMERS GUARANTEED!"
Want-To-Dig-Up-More-Business-And-
YOU MUST CALL NOW!
Call and Say "HELP ME PROMOTIONAL GUY, I Need More Business"
Create-A-Surge-Of-New-Clients-
So-You'll-Be-Bursting-At-The-Seams-
Even-In-A-Terrible-Economy???
But only if you want a surge of new clients. If you don't want more business then please don't call.I can't for the life of me think of why you wouldn't want more business. Maybe you're independantly wealthy and more customers would be a bother.
If you're not raking in the cash and your business needs a shot in the arm to revive it then pick up the phone and call now!
But Wait! Maybe what you seek is FREE publicity to promote your product or service or possibly a noteworthy cause.
